shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
