THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
