I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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