I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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