There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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