Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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