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also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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