"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
how drunk are you?
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