Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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