I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We're too hungover to prance.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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