Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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