apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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