when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
another moral hangover. fuck.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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