That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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