i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
