do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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