the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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