Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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