There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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