Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my shit smells like andre
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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