so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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