What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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