My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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