I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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