we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
