Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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