I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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