So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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