My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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