can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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