He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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