Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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