i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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