? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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