Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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