I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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