just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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