He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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