Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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