brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
