You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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