you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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