My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she told me i tasted like america
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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