Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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