my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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