you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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