I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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