After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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