I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
