dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
