we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Come on in and take your pants off
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